Ahem. The Blue Tit or Cyanistes caeruleus – sporting vibrant colours of blue, yellow, white and green – are commonly found in Western Asia and all over the UK, exceptions being some Scottish islands. They’re fond of woodlands, hedgerows, parks, and gardens. They love to munch on insects, seeds, and nuts while they Netflix and chill.
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Olly: Could ya pour me a cuppa, mum?
Ol’ Massy, the tea marm: Sure thing.
Olly: Sorry, mum, not from that mug though it’s a pretty piece.
Massy: What are you on about, boy?
Olly: Sorry, mum. I like that mettle ‘un.
Ol’ Massy: Whyever? It’s all dinged up.
Olly: Aye, mum. That last time Darcy got me a cuppa from that there pot. I felt like I could fight a hoard of Romans.
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“Aye,” said Hona. She was lounging on the roof.
“Put your clothes on, woman.” That was Judith.
Hona slid her sunshades down, “Come over here and make me.”
A patter of footsteps interrupted the mutinous glare-off.
“Hey! You two …. oh,” said Dima.
“Tell her to put on her clothes!”
“Why?”
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